WHAT ARE TREADMILL DIARIES???

The Treadmill Diaries are a compilation of short stories depicting my, and my body parts, adventures to the gym as we attempt to become a leading example of an over 30 female Adonis. How far over 30 is absolutely none of your business and will soon be irrelevant if we have our way with the treadmill. There are quite a few obstacles, including my body parts, the other patrons, and the darned treadmill himself as he fights us every day as hard as he can. Still we persevere. We will win. We will defy age and make all the little 18 year olds and 20 somethings so jealous that they don't have the body AND the knowledge that only comes with experience (experience, age, wisdom...same difference). Who needs plastic surgery when you've got access to a treadmill?  Heh heh heh.

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  1. AnonymousApril 14, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    I have a few things i can attest to as well. That experience of which you speak did not become apparent until I became a woman of a certain age... I feel you babe!

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  2. AnonymousMay 1, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    Pertty soon walking two miles a day will be more than you and your body parts will be able to handle. ENJOY the jogging while you can.HA HA HA.

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  3. AnonymousMay 2, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    Very funny, Anonymous! I am NOT and never will be old and decrepit!

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